I am, in general, a really nice person. Promise. But there have been several visual attacks on my eyeballs lately which have resulted in this blog. 1) Tracksuit bottom wearers, when wearing tracksuit bottoms is not necessary. More specifically when people who wear them have massive genitalia. In a nut shell (pun intended) … Continue reading
“If I could turn back taaaayyyyyme! If I could find a waaaaaaaaaay!” Powerful words once thunderingly neighed out by rock goddess Cher. Herself a true hair bear, sporting many a hair do of epic proportions. Yes, this song of hers must surely be about having just had a bad hair cut. … Continue reading
Whilst Ed (really badly) feigned surprise unpacking his toy bag after our holiday; “Oh look! That toy is from the holiday home! Oh and that’s from the holiday home. OH AND LOOK! THAT’s from the holiday home!” etc etc ETC (sense the tone) I was (actually and honestly) shocked and (totally and unfakingly … Continue reading
Things never to say… 1) To me when I am on a diet; “Wow! You look as if you’ve lost weight!” “Do I?!” *instantly unwraps and inhale 8 mars bars* (Why is that?) 2) To children who are playing nicely together; “Wow! You guys are playing nicely together!” I got … Continue reading
Nothing makes you want to scream “ARE YOU FRICKIN’ KIDDING ME?!” more than when you walk in to an office to find that the medical professional you are due to see would have been a foetus when you left High School. Tempted to suggest the little man-child puts down the drill … Continue reading
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