12 Days of HannahMas

I am getting my merry jolly happy Chrimbo on.

 

 

 

 

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

An uninterupted wee!

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

Two inches off my bum

And an uninterputed wee!

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

Three BA Flights

Two inches off my bum

And an uninterupted wee!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

A Four wheel drive

Three BA flights

Two inches off my bum

And an uniterupted wee!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

FIVE HORROR BOOOOOOKS!

A four wheel drive

Three BA flights

Two inches of my bum

And an uninterupted wee!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

A case of Oyster Bay

FIVE HORROR BOOKS!

A four wheel drive

Three BA Flights

Two inches off my bum

And an uninterputed wee!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

Size 7 leather boots

A case of Oyster Bay

FIVE HORROR BOOKS!

A four wheel drive

Three BA flights

Two inches off my bum

And an uninterupted wee!

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

Eight Chocolate Santas

Size seven boots

A case of Oyster Bay

FIVE HORROR BOOOOOOOOKS!

A four wheel drive

Three BA flights

Two inches off my bum

And an uninterupted wee!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

9lbs off the scales

*whispers* Eight chocolate Santas

Size seven boots

A case of Oyster Bay

FIVE HORROR BOOKS!

A four wheel drive

Three BA flights

Two inches off my bum

And an uninterupted wee!

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Ten perfect nails

9lbs off the scales

*wipes mouth* Eight Chocolate Santas

Size Seven boots

A case of Oyster Bay

FIVE HORROR BOOOOOOOOOKS!

A four wheel drive

Three BA flights

Two inches off my bum

And an uninterupted wee!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

Eleven hours sleep!

Ten perfect nails

9 lbs off the scales

Eight chocolate santas

Size Seven boots

A case of Oyster Bay

FIVE HORROR BOOOOOOKS!

A four wheel drive

Three BA flights

Two inches off my bum

And an uninterupted wee!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

Underpants in a size twelve

Eleven hours sleep!

Ten perfect nails

9lbs off the scales

Eight Chocolate Santas

Size Seven boots

A case of Oyster Bay

FIVE HORROR BOOOOOOOOOKS!

A four wheel drive

Three BA flights

Two inches off my bum

And an uninterupted wee!

 

 

 

 

 

Toyota are doing a mash up of people’s alternative 12 Days of Christmas and have asked people to send theirs in as part of a competition. So, I filmed some of mine. The below, is 100% genuine. You will understand when you watch it, what I mean.

The 12 Days of HannahMas Video

 

 

 

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8 Responses to 12 Days of HannahMas

  1. tee2072 says:

    I.Love.You!

    And I adore the video! Were the boys tied up until their cue? :D

    • Hannah says:

      HA! Thank you! Honest to God that bit with the boys was totally them. My plan was to shut the door and the focus be on the “loo” sign, but they just marched in after having a fight!

  2. Jaime Oliver says:

    absolutely fantastic!! i giggled all the way through the video lol x

  3. hitmanharris says:

    Ha ha ha! Well worth the wait. I’m going to watch the video again! :0)

  4. nisha4017 says:

    brilliant – had to show my friends at work why I suddenly burst out laughing!!!

  5. Em says:

    Haha! I love the video x

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