Legoland

Warning – this blog comes with a lot of gloating. Our Father’s Day this year (note the “our”, me not having a penis and all) was AMAZING. Not only am I getting some posh scran as a finalist at the MAD Blogging Awards in September, I was also given a … Continue reading

Indentity Theft

I feel a bit lost. I am having a bit of an identity crisis. I left my office 5 years ago with a massive bouquet of flowers, some stolen stationary and no intention of ever going back. As I looked out over my new exciting horizon all that was in front … Continue reading

Newsie Newserson Flashes You

Once again, my kids went away on a mini-break without me. Once again, I was sat in bed at 2pm on a week day, blogging, having had a breakfast of left over chilli and then potato smiley faces for lunch washed down by a massive glass of wine. Once again feel free … Continue reading

The Others

A friend of mine told her friend that she was becoming a childminder. And wasn’t that great? And why didn’t her friend think about doing it too? Her friends response? “Elaine. I don’t even like my own kids sometimes, let alone someone else’s”. I laughed hard at this. I went … Continue reading