Your head will cave in

“Edward! Don’t bite your toenails! It’s disgusting” says I. “But they’re clean. They’re mine” says he. Whilst I can’t fault his logic, I can still fault the act itself. It’s disgusting. We don’t even own a pet he may have copied this from. We have a fish, Colin, with one … Continue reading

This one is for all you Momma’s out there *cue some funky Barry White music*

Slight detour on blog city this week. I was going to do another (hopefully some of you consider me to be anyway *crosses fingers and says a little prayer*) funny post but…well…a friend of mine just had a baby. And she aint in a funny kinda mood right now. What she … Continue reading