The Wise Shop Keeper Said…

3 weeks before Christmas “Hellooo me dear!” says the merry, beaming, broad Irish accented shop assistant, scanning my bag of carrots. “Hello!” I say “Gosh! Busy in here, isn’t it? People are going mental for the Christmas offers aren’t they?” as I sheepishly load 5 tubes of Pringles (for Christmas of course) in to my … Continue reading

It’s not High School Musical. So it’s OK. Ok?

My life is a glamouress glitzy shabang of flashiness! Totes amazeballs crazily chic! A swooping rollercoaster of a ride, dazzling me everyday with… ROMANCE! (Husband hands me bag of near empty Bombay mix “there you go. Get your laughing tackle round that”). MONEY! (running to the front door like a Labrador puppy … Continue reading