I am getting my merry jolly happy Chrimbo on.
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
An uninterupted wee!
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Two inches off my bum
And an uninterputed wee!
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Three BA Flights
Two inches off my bum
And an uninterupted wee!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
A Four wheel drive
Three BA flights
Two inches off my bum
And an uniterupted wee!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
FIVE HORROR BOOOOOOKS!
A four wheel drive
Three BA flights
Two inches of my bum
And an uninterupted wee!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
A case of Oyster Bay
FIVE HORROR BOOKS!
A four wheel drive
Three BA Flights
Two inches off my bum
And an uninterputed wee!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Size 7 leather boots
A case of Oyster Bay
FIVE HORROR BOOKS!
A four wheel drive
Three BA flights
Two inches off my bum
And an uninterupted wee!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Eight Chocolate Santas
Size seven boots
A case of Oyster Bay
FIVE HORROR BOOOOOOOOKS!
A four wheel drive
Three BA flights
Two inches off my bum
And an uninterupted wee!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
9lbs off the scales
*whispers* Eight chocolate Santas
Size seven boots
A case of Oyster Bay
FIVE HORROR BOOKS!
A four wheel drive
Three BA flights
Two inches off my bum
And an uninterupted wee!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten perfect nails
9lbs off the scales
*wipes mouth* Eight Chocolate Santas
Size Seven boots
A case of Oyster Bay
FIVE HORROR BOOOOOOOOOKS!
A four wheel drive
Three BA flights
Two inches off my bum
And an uninterupted wee!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Eleven hours sleep!
Ten perfect nails
9 lbs off the scales
Eight chocolate santas
Size Seven boots
A case of Oyster Bay
FIVE HORROR BOOOOOOKS!
A four wheel drive
Three BA flights
Two inches off my bum
And an uninterupted wee!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Underpants in a size twelve
Eleven hours sleep!
Ten perfect nails
9lbs off the scales
Eight Chocolate Santas
Size Seven boots
A case of Oyster Bay
FIVE HORROR BOOOOOOOOOKS!
A four wheel drive
Three BA flights
Two inches off my bum
And an uninterupted wee!
Toyota are doing a mash up of people’s alternative 12 Days of Christmas and have asked people to send theirs in as part of a competition. So, I filmed some of mine. The below, is 100% genuine. You will understand when you watch it, what I mean.
The 12 Days of HannahMas Video
I.Love.You!
And I adore the video! Were the boys tied up until their cue? 😀
HA! Thank you! Honest to God that bit with the boys was totally them. My plan was to shut the door and the focus be on the “loo” sign, but they just marched in after having a fight!
absolutely fantastic!! i giggled all the way through the video lol x
Thank you! x
Ha ha ha! Well worth the wait. I’m going to watch the video again! :0)
HA! Thanks mate! And thanks for the RT too. x
brilliant – had to show my friends at work why I suddenly burst out laughing!!!
Haha! I love the video x