It’s not High School Musical. So it’s OK. Ok?

My life is a glamouress glitzy shabang of flashiness! Totes amazeballs crazily chic! A swooping rollercoaster of a ride, dazzling me everyday with… ROMANCE! (Husband hands me bag of near empty Bombay mix “there you go. Get your laughing tackle round that”). MONEY! (running to the front door like a Labrador puppy … Continue reading

Me VS The other one my husband loves

Kids have comfort toys. Right? Kids. Alex has a rabbit which gets abused daily. You recall how he Alex rubbed his chicken-poxy bum on rabbits face, laughing the whole time? Ed also an abundance of comfort toys. None however, more important that his security blanket. Silky Bilky. (Ed’s nan can’t … Continue reading

The Hannah Smith Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

Flashback to 1994. I have braces, my forehead is disproportionatly large for my face, I am wearing navy culottes, I have a framed picture of Eric Stoltz in my oversized Head Bag and I am in my middle school history lesson where we are learning about American History. Mr C is making us all read in … Continue reading