8 Reasons why (most) gingers hate summer
1) We are accused of starting nuclear wars and also causing planes to crash. It goes something like this; “Sccchhh, er Heathrow, witnessing a nuclear explosion over Dorset. Do you copy? Over. Sccchhh” “Er, nope, Quantas, that would be the sheer goddam white reflection from the legs of Hannah Smith. She notified us … Continue reading