Buzz buzz

It’s been a while since my last blog. I’ve defrosted a meal and Scooby Doo is on. I have a limited amount of time before the children realise it does not take an hour to reheat a spaghetti bolognaise and they hunt me down to shout at me until I perform … Continue reading

And I went Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaa YA!!

It seems to be awards season in the blogging world. Luckily, me being a 66 year old, balding, fat man who lives in a basement at my mum’s house I don’t need to worry about fake tanning, losing weight and shaving my beard for any red carpet appearances. It’s all … Continue reading

The Wise Shop Keeper Said…

3 weeks before Christmas “Hellooo me dear!” says the merry, beaming, broad Irish accented shop assistant, scanning my bag of carrots. “Hello!” I say “Gosh! Busy in here, isn’t it? People are going mental for the Christmas offers aren’t they?” as I sheepishly load 5 tubes of Pringles (for Christmas of course) in to my … Continue reading

It’s HannahTime. How many times can I say the “M” word?

Ba ba ba, ba ba, baaaaa (my kids) cant touch this! My husband recently went away for a few days and walked mountains for tits. You know this already of course. But he also went away and took our kids with him, dropping them off at Granny and Grampy’s house for … Continue reading