The Wise Shop Keeper Said…

3 weeks before Christmas “Hellooo me dear!” says the merry, beaming, broad Irish accented shop assistant, scanning my bag of carrots. “Hello!” I say “Gosh! Busy in here, isn’t it? People are going mental for the Christmas offers aren’t they?” as I sheepishly load 5 tubes of Pringles (for Christmas of course) in to my … Continue reading


A month or so back I shamelessly ripped off that episode of The Great British Bake Off where they made gingerbread buildings, and created a competition of my own called And tonight I cut the ribbon, sound the alarm, release my flying monkeys and announce it is time to get spicy! It’s … Continue reading