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Part 4. If I had a hammer…

  By Hannah | 12 December, 2011 - 7:37 pm | The Only Way is Nazareth
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Right. Joe had to get Mary to his parents place in Bethlehem. She’s spent all their money on taxis and sweets (he had found the taxi reciepts and wrappers stuffed down the side of the sofa along with the dvd Stepmom and a load of snotty tissues). Joe was just … Continue reading →

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Part 3. Lemsip is a drug not to be underestimated

  By Hannah | 10 December, 2011 - 8:24 am | The Only Way is Nazareth
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Mary was festering in the lounge with a summer cold. All of a sudden an Angel appeared in front of her… Weird. She knew she should have heeded the packet advice and not had 2 lemsips within an hour. The Angel told Mary she had to go and see Joe’s … Continue reading →

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Part 2. Today’s episode on Jeremy Vile “My Wife is pregnant…with GODS BABY!”

  By Hannah | 9 December, 2011 - 8:15 am | The Only Way is Nazareth
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Joseph and Mary had a couple of rough weeks. But a theraputic spell on Jeremy Vile helped sort things out and calm things down. The Fireman with the axe shouting “DNA TEST! DNA TEST!” didn’t help matters, but being put up for free in a travel lodge in Manchester did … Continue reading →

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Part 1. And so it begins…

  By Hannah | 8 December, 2011 - 8:15 am | The Only Way is Nazareth
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Mary had been feeling a bit peaky lately, but had put it down to celebrating Purim in style. Shocked does not even begin to describe it…WWJD? (what will Joseph do?) Recommend on Facebook Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post Print for later Bookmark in Browser Tell … Continue reading →

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