Eye Spy My Bum Cheeks Squeezing Together

Things I avoid – 1) Acknowledging the calorie content in wine 2) Using public loos 3) Cleaning out the fish. I may as well not bother doing this anyway – we have had him for 7 years and he has this amazing ability to avoid death. He has only one fin now and … Continue reading

My night time life…

“Oooooh! Bed time!” I say, to my husband “Ooooh, I will be right up!” he replies, with a knowing wink. I slide under the duvet, excited and wondering what adventures will befall me tonight. Smudge walks in to the bedroom… With two cups of decaf tea. “Thanks! Oh nice!” *nods towards … Continue reading

Playroom-Aid.

*softly spoken celeb voice* Please donate whatever space you can. Anything to help free up some room… *even quieter whisper*… Thank you. Ok. The playroom. In a way similar to how I need to get rid of several pounds/ stone/ whatev’s of holiday weight, the playroom needs to get rid … Continue reading