Legoland

Warning – this blog comes with a lot of gloating. Our Father’s Day this year (note the “our”, me not having a penis and all) was AMAZING. Not only am I getting some posh scran as a finalist at the MAD Blogging Awards in September, I was also given a … Continue reading

Eye Spy My Bum Cheeks Squeezing Together

Things I avoid – 1) Acknowledging the calorie content in wine 2) Using public loos 3) Cleaning out the fish. I may as well not bother doing this anyway – we have had him for 7 years and he has this amazing ability to avoid death. He has only one fin now and … Continue reading

And I went Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaa YA!!

It seems to be awards season in the blogging world. Luckily, me being a 66 year old, balding, fat man who lives in a basement at my mum’s house I don’t need to worry about fake tanning, losing weight and shaving my beard for any red carpet appearances. It’s all … Continue reading